Look, there's one right there," he says, pointing out black soldiers.įinally, green aliens arrive: "Humans! Resistance is futile. They look like regular people, but they're aliens. They have been hiding in this country for hundreds of years," Baldwin-as-Trump says. "I actually heard the aliens are already here. In the sketch, Trump also puts forward a theory - not from FBI or CIA intelligence, but one he heard from Alex Jones of Infowars ("You know he's legit because he's always taking off his shirt, OK?" Trump says in the sketch). Throughout the sketch, the general tries to impress upon the president the dire situation the country is in most of the land is controlled by aliens, while just a small portion still remains under American control.īut Baldwin-as-Trump talks about how NBC has been "very unfair to me," and he bungles sentences, such the reciting Pledge of Allegiance. Does he have business ties on Zorblat-9?" "SNL" also gave Attorney General Jeff Sessions the opportunity to correct his testimony from his Senate confirmation hearings, in which he falsely denied meeting with Russian officials-a political storm that ended with Sessions' recusal from investigative matters dealing with Russia's election meddling.A horrified soldier chimes in: "Oh my God. "That's not true, everyone loves to stay at my hotel," Baldwin says. "Luckily, no lives were lost because nobody was staying at the hotel," a soldier says. Trump's penchant for what some call hyperbole and others would label lies about his success emerges when informed that the aliens have attacked New York City, destroying Trump International Hotel and Tower at a cost of $50 million. You know he's legit because he always taking off his shirt, OK," Baldwin's Trump says, after a week in which he accused President Obama of wiretapping his hotel, possibly based off a theory from conservative commentator Marc Levin. They look like regular people but they're aliens," he says before pointing out aliens hiding as soldiers-played by Leslie Jones and Sasheer Zamata, both African-American.īut the president got the information from a "very reputable source," of course. President Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) addresses members of the military (Kenan Thompson, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Sasheer Zamata, Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Kate McKinnon) during an alien invasion. "They've been hiding in this country for hundreds of years. "Actually heard the aliens are already here," Baldwin says. "Does he have business ties on Zorblatt 9?" I've actually heard that Zorblatt 9 is very beautiful, very fantastic," he says. "Oh, we don't know they are from Zorblatt 9. They're laughing at us, and they're killing us."īaldwin's Trump urges caution when informed that Zorblatt 9 aliens have vaporized California. "We are going to beat these aliens because we have the best military, but we don't win anymore," Baldwin said, echoing Trump's rationale for a requested $54 billion increase in military spending. They instead get a commander-in-chief who's easily distracted, sensitive to slights and susceptible to conspiracy theories from the alt-right. RELATED: 'SNL' searches for a patriot to stand up to Trumpįacing an invasion by aliens from Zorblatt 9, a cadre of soldiers look to the president for instruction and inspiration.
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